Editor’s Note: Guest essayist, Duane Mandible is a contributing editor to The Truth Hurts, a bi-monthly journal of politics, economics and opinion. He also contributes regularly to Freedom Monthly; Illuminations and The Sojourner. Duane is the author of Guns and Knives will Save Your Children’s Lives. He is Vice President of the Sacred Society of St. Philibustre, is studying for the bar, and enjoys hunting rattlesnakes, square dancing, and watching re-runs of comedy classics. He is unmarried.
It has been drawn to my attention that the anti-Pope Jorge Bergoglio has held a “synod” in which the post-Vatican II bishops discussed how to welcome grays. After this synod (or should I say “sin-od”?) he also issued an Apostolic Eructation to expound his opinions about the matter.
It comes as no surprise that this pretender pope and his communist sympathizers should be promoting the welcoming of aliens to the Catholic Church. According to the extensive studies I have done, there have been alien beings visiting earth for many years, very often disguised as Vatican II priests. Those of us in the know can spot them easily. They usually wear polyester chasubles with grapes on the front, have a mustache, comb their hair over from the side, and have body odor.
According to the English scholar and author David Icke, these “grays” are related to the elitist reptilian shape-shifters who secretly control the world. In his very informative book The Biggest Secret Mr. Icke has revealed that the English royal family, the Jesuits, the American Bush dynasty, the Rockefellers, Lady GaGa, and the singer Dolly Parton are all part of the global reptilian conspiracy. The reptilian-humans are held in bondage by the parasitic grays who have taken over their bodies.
Since Jorge the Jesuit is now saying that Catholics should welcome grays, there is no doubt that he too is part of the global, one-world conspiracy. Many writers have already observed what we at the Sacred Society of St. Philibustre have taught for years, that Jorge Bergoglio is the false prophet predicted in the Book of Enoch and the revelations to the seer Janet Florsheim of Muskogee Falls, Wisconsin. These prophecies combined with the prophecies of the children of La Salade, the 1586 visionaries of Bork, and the author of “God is My Co-Pilot” make a convincing case that Bergoglio is indeed the “last Pope” as foreseen by St. Malachy.
The well-known prophecy of St. Malachy says this pope will be “Peter the Roman.” When we see that Jorge Bergoglio took the name “Francis” it becomes clear that he is the fulfillment of St. Malachy’s cryptic prophecy. St. Francis was the son of Pietro di Bernadone. Therefore he also bears the name of his father “Peter.” Furthermore, as an itinerant friar, Francis roamed everywhere begging for money. He was therefore “Roamin,” and therefore Bergoglio is easily seen as “Peter the Roamin.” Nothing could be clearer.
As the last pope before the end of time, he is no doubt preparing the world to accept and welcome the grays who will then step in and control our whole planet.
Readers of books about the presence of aliens among us will remember countless stories about the “grays” who come to earth and abduct human beings. Does the Vatican know something the rest of us don’t yet know–that the grays even now are among us? It is common knowledge that the Jesuit priests at the Vatican observatory are searching for alien life. They are heavily involved in SETI—the Search of Extra Terrapin Intelligence. Is the Jesuit pope manipulating this synod as a way to prepare the world for the appearance of aliens? Is that why he is so intent on pushing the church to welcome grays? It is even suggested among those who are at the highest level of the Vatican that Bergoglio is in favor of allowing grays to marry, and in the footnote of his recent “exhortation” the print is not black as in the rest of the text, but gray. Could anything be clearer? Obviously he cannot come right out and say he is in favor of grays marrying, but the implication is obvious.
If this knowledge disturbs you, I encourage you to learn more about the Sacred Society of St Philibustre. We will never welcome grays and we would never celebrate the Holy Mass using the modern Tridentine Rite. The fact that the so-called “traditionalists” celebrate Mass in Latin–which was the vernacular language of ancient Rome— is a scandal to us. They are all modernists who wear the buttoned maniple and only appear to be traditionalist. Their pretense at being “traditionalist” is just as deceitful as the reptilian grays who appear to be human, but are really alien life forms.
I can assure you there is none of that hypocrisy with us. Our priests celebrate Mass only in the Western Ambrosianic Rite (non-collegian), and our priests proudly wear the be-ribboned maniple. Our women wear the Magdalen and during the Solemn Liturgy sit discreetly on the Runcible Stool to the Lilith side.
If you would like to join us for Divine Worship, I invite you to visit our Proto Cathedral, which is located in the basement of the home of our Canticular and Subdeacon, the Most Reverend Fr. Desiderata Arnaz, at 147a Magnolia Grove, Rocky Creek, Tennessee. Most Rev. Desi Arnaz and his lovely wife Lucille (nee Ball) who serves as sacristan, will give you a most warm welcome.
We hold to the ancient truths however, and while we would like to welcome all, we cannot, in good conscience do so. If any grays arrive at our door they will be asked to leave very politely. As our Archprimate and Padwan, The Most Rt. Rev’d. and Blessed Major (ret’d) Donald Rickles has observed, “All are welcome but Aliens are not.”
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