In the early 1980s, I became one of six men in the Western World who knew how to tie a bow tie, all by myself, and I did not know who the other five were. I ceased wearing them after a colleague said to me, “John, you look like a…Liberal!” Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. had made them popular in the early 1960s, which I had forgotten, and so was intimidated, appalled, and I wimped out.
Now my friend and partner and the Emperor of this site has adopted the style as the emblem of conservative cool. Winston Elliott has great wisdom about such things, and I am tempted to relearn the art. But first, I must insist that all realcons throw away their electric shavers, their Bic travelers, their Gillette super-fusions, and return to real shaving.
You can get a blade shave at Red’s Barber Shop in downtown Indianapolis. You can find websites that sell exotic shaving stuff of all kinds, but the important conservative point is this: Before you put on your bow tie, you must wet shave with a blade.
I wrote an essay years ago about organic gardening, about which I am still serious but not obsessive. It was called, “The $50 Tomato.” If you are really into gardens, and truly conservative in your conservationist sentiments, you will probably grow $50 green beans.
And so you can have $50 shaves. Every day. Here is what is required to do a good wet shave: pre-shaving soap, a good shaving cream, soap, or stick, an excellent razor equipped with blades that will not prevent you from putting on the bow tie, and a brush of consummate quality that will allow everything to work together. It is easy to find a brush at $300 or so, and not hard to find razors that cost over $200 (The Art of Shaving, Vintage Straight Razor, West Coast Shaving). The soaps and creams are less expensive, but you can pay up to $50 for a small tube, if you go to English websites. I have seen bow ties that cost even more.
Aristotle taught us that prudence is the first virtue of our life as political men. If we are to learn the art of prudence, it starts with getting up in the morning and preparing ourselves for the coming trials of managing our job of work. If that eventually means putting on a bow tie, it also means getting ready for the bow tie to signify virtue. Shave right, tie right, live right.
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